Microwave

We have a microwave that doesn't work...or at least I don't know how to work it. So when Sonny asked me to warm up a breakfast sandwich for him, I told him to try and guess how to work it because I didn't know. He tried for a good five minutes before he gave up and just took it out of the microwave.

Sonny: Buggy Bug, come here!
Buggy Bug: What?
Sonny: Help me blow on this sandwich.

Sure enough, they started blowing on that sandwich. I really don't know where he got that idea from since we blow on things to cool them off. Anyway, after a short nap, I looked on the dining table to find bread, cheese, and no sausage. Did they eat it frozen?