Sister

I'm recalling more funny quotes from the past. I hope they're as funny to you as they are to me. Here's one that I have on my Facebook:

Setting: My mom's house. My sister, Mare and Buggy Bug were sitting on the sofa and I was at the dining table.

Buggy Bug: Auntie Mare, my Mommy has one brother.
Mare: Who is it?
Buggy Bug: Uncle JunJun
Mare: Did you know your Mom has one sister?
Buggy Bug: Yes
Mare: Who is it?
Buggy Bug: Auntie A
Mare: No, that's your daddy's sister.
Buggy Bug: Auntie DeeDee?
Mare: No...she's right in front of your face.
Buggy Bug: looking really confused now, but she turns and looks at me and says: Am I your sister, Mommy?Hahaha

Buggy Bug: Zokey, why are you such a troubleBAKER?



My niece, Aly, was over the house one day and we were just sitting around the table after lunch just talking:

Sonny: If you guys can have as much money as you want, how much would you get? I would get one hundred million dollars!
Aly: All the money in the world.
Buggy Bug: Thinks about it and with full conviction says: Two dollars.

Sonny: If you had a store, what would you name it? Mine would be Sonny's Picks
Aly: Aly's
Buggy Bug: Target!
Haha. That's my girl!

Reading all these quotes makes me think of a golden nugget, so here it goes:

GOLDEN NUGGET: The kids may have their daddy's good looks and even his mathematical genius, but you know what? They have my sense of humor!